I just read this in this month's Reader's Digest and had to post it. I found it quite amusing after I had translated it back to English... I almost had to get a Bible to make sure I was remembering them correctly!!
If God had texted the Ten Commandments to Moses:
M, pls rite on tabs & give to ppl
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg's
4 no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
-Jamie Quatro on mcsweeneys.net
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I just want you to know...I love your kids...and you...and Douglas...and your mom...well everyone. I cant wait to see you all again! I miss you more than a pencil misses a sharpener...there would be no point! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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