To All My Friends!!

 1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew!!! 

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.. 
  
3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 

4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of here. 
  
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!!! 
  
6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 
  
7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.... 


8. When you fall, I'll pick you up and dust you off-- after I laugh my rear off!! 
  
9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask-- because you are my FRIEND!